• Mon, 14:35: Hey folks: This is totally worthy of your support! "@JasonDCrane: The #Jazz Session's biggest ever announcement: http://t.co/kZEFCMFL"
• Mon, 15:29: NYC-bound! Final rehearsal tonite! Tomorrow night we present "Disco vs. The NYPD" (a staged reading of a new work) 7pm @ TADA Theater, NYC!
• Mon, 16:11: I love watching really tough guys all slouchin' and leanin' in the driver's seat of their... minivans. #hardcore
• Mon, 17:00: RT @neilhimself: Panel 9 is the important one... RT @mayamir: Behind Every Great Novelist http://t.co/JELeBgOQ
• Tue, 11:34: Thomas Edison was a world-class douchebag, and Nikola Tesla was pure awesomesauce. @Oatmeal explains: http://t.co/Fi6cV2Q2 #brilliant

• Mon, 00:29: RT @LaughingSquid: The Floppy Disk means Save, and 14 other old people Icons that don't make sense anymore by @shanselman http://t.co/SC ...
• Mon, 00:30: That thing I just retweeted? Ouch, I feel old.

I usually have only caffeinated coffee in the morning and then switch to decaf. But since it's Mother's Day (read: Sleep In Guilt Free Like You Do Every Weekend, Childfree Lady!)  and I have the house to myself, I decided to live it up a bit. WOOOOO!  THIS IS HOW I LIVE IT UP! CAFFEINE AFTER 1PM BEEEYOTCHES. 

I am sure I will be tweeting like Cornholio in an hour. 

That is all.

(Oh wait, one more thing: The LJApp for Android auto-updated last night and it appears to be a pretty substantial update. So far it's pretty sweet. I can read my FList through the app now, and it's speedy.)

• Sat, 14:07: Holy crapballs, it is so farking beautiful out. Not a shabby day to bum around the city.
• Sat, 18:05: Paging @TonyGairo! Can you DM me your email address? I've got something super-cool potentially coming your way. Thanks!
• Sun, 11:13: New book "iDisorder" studies and provides suggestions re: the addiction to mobile devices and texting. Interesting... http://t.co/bFanZBkk
• Sun, 11:13: RT @JasonDCrane: Tomorrow: An announcement from The #Jazz Session that will make the moon landing look like child's play.

• Fri, 15:27: Please let the record state that I love @thislindsay with all of my heart, soul, and ZOMG CAFFEINE!!11!
• Fri, 16:32: RT @heratylaw: Yep. RT @robdelaney: Funny how I spend 23 hours a day on my "phone," but if you actually CALL me on it, I'm like OH, COME ON!
• Fri, 16:36: Finally getting to see Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson tonight at @CityTheaterCo. Yaaaay!
• Fri, 23:14: My mind is blown by how amazing Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson was. Congrats, @CityTheaterCo! So damn proud to know (some of) these people.
• Sat, 08:42: Who's on an @amtrak train on #NationalTrainDay? ME, BABY... ME. Wheee! I love trains! See you soon, NYC. http://t.co/S2Sntsu7

• Thu, 15:59: Today is my 15,000th day on the planet. Neat!
• Thu, 20:14: If you really loved me, you'd buy me this: http://t.co/Kcp49RQo
• Fri, 11:32: Nothing makes you realize how much ya take clean, running tap water for granted until you don't have it. Water main break on Carr Rd. #netde

• Wed, 12:21: Happy birthday to @billyjoel... I consider him my first voice teacher. Gonna listen to The Nylon Curtain today. He'll always be my favorite.
• Wed, 23:24: RT @trot71: It says a lot about a user when PowerPup shows up when you open Word on their machine.

• Tue, 16:47: Quandary: Drive to the city (2.5 hrs now, 1 hr back) or take the train (2 hours each way)? OK traffic, don't let me down...
• Tue, 16:50: LOVE THIS! "@lamontdavillain: I 'wished' it was better but knowing that wasn't likely to happen I 'made' it better."
• Tue, 18:36: Things went very well until the toll booth at the Lincoln Tunnel. People are literally standing outside their cars. #shouldvetakenthetrain

• Sun, 14:09: RT @jesus: The Beatles are bigger than me but come on there's like four of them.
• Sun, 19:03: RT @fancynewriley: Happy Friends' End Day!
• Mon, 00:57: RT @danielpunkass: "Please" is widely recognized as "the magic word," but in my experience, "thanks" has the true honor.

• Sat, 18:59: Dear #netDE #lazyweb: Did the Naamans Road/95 North entrance open back up from all the construction yet? #NothingAgainstDarleyRdBut...
• Sat, 19:21: "@brianggilbert: @xtingu Yes - it opened recently. Thank God it's back to normal!" Thank you, good sir! :)
• Sun, 10:47: RT @RachelSchain: Today! 3pm Eastern Time! I play a concert from my living room to yours! Playing for tips, so admission is free! http:/ ...

• Sat, 11:42: Attn: @mrlich: Please please please please do this?? :) "@darcyjamesargue: Wolverine Meets Freddie Mercury: http://t.co/dewPwXt3"

• Wed, 23:57: RT @hotbreakfast: May 19th, 10PM at @1984wilmington: Enjoy craft beers, pinball & video games as we open for Fat Benatar! It's the a ...
• Thu, 00:05: Didn't eat dinner. It's midnight and I'm starving. Sleep it off or leave the toasty bed and scavenge? #firstworldproblems

• Tue, 17:45: I've managed to fool a playwright (not @casarino) into thinking I'm an actor. Heading to NYC for my 1st off-Broadway readthrough. #oohfancy!

• Mon, 22:49: Treat yourself to an hour, or just the first 5 mins: "@beatonna: watching this documentary on the legendary Mel Blanc http://t.co/u9uRc6Ca"

• Sat, 16:26: Heading up to see @your_starshine do the thing with the thing and the people and the songs and the acting. But first, Dunkin Donuts.
• Sat, 16:28: Hey @dmcgurgan, what time do you guys rock the stage tomorrow?
• Sat, 18:53: Amen. "@JChristianHair: Secret to Happiness: Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful, or joyful."

"The copper mariachi."

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• Thu, 17:04: I don't understand how or why a brand of paper towels has 15,000+ twitter followers. #dammitjimimasingernotamarketingexec
• Thu, 21:44: Woot! 1980s Trivia night at @1984wilmington! We're currently tied for 1st, but we'll be sucking hard soon. (I'm also stalking @r3d14l.)

• Wed, 12:58: RT @sergeybratus: The cause of ubiquitous computer insecurity is fundamentally faulty designs, which increased interception can't and wo ...
• Thu, 10:40: "@cupcakie: Are you a good fit for this job? Freelance Sr. Editor in Philadelphia, PA http://t.co/ozgoNiWg #job" (attn: @yagathai?)

• Tue, 17:39: Wow. Recruiter just contacted me re: a Japanese translator job. Curious to know what string on my resume made him think I'm a good fit. #wtf
• Tue, 18:32: Long day delivering a 7.5-hour monologue... so tired. Pho makes my soul (and voice) all better.
• Tue, 22:41: Apologies if you need me to give a crap about anything more today; I'm all out of craps to give. Eyes shutting; we're callin' this day DONE.

• Mon, 18:24: Listening to the new @357LOVER album-- HOLYCRAP! @cornmo rockin' a full-voice C like it's nada. My face: it melteth; my socks: they rocketh!
• Mon, 23:06: Dear #netDE #lazyweb: I have a ton of unused hotel-sized shampoos/soaps. Where can I donate them?
• Tue, 07:38: RT @dmcgurgan: Narcissism manifests in patterns of fantastic grandiosity, craving for attention, and lack of empathy.